Weekly Update 5/2/08

Ok, it's 3:00 in the morning, technically saturday, and man am I tired like a bitch! The guys at Machinima haven't posted Inside Halo Episode 14 yet, so it's not here. What? I said it wasn't. Ok, GTA IV! I got the 360 version of the game on Tuesday (which happened to be the release date, YES!) and It is worth fifteen times its sell value. I suggets this game to all people who own a 360 or a PS3, and to all those who don't. From ultra-realistic physics and graphics to a redesigned control scheme (which can be reset to more resemble that of the older games) to the new user interface. I give it a 9.999999999999999999999/10 because it takes forever to load on my shitty 360... Also, there are a few discrepancies with the sound effects and a glitch which lets you jump up a whole flight of stairs... And no infinite health, ammo, or no stars cheats. For those who want cheats, even at the expense of some of the acheivements and 100% completion, you can find them here. Since there's no particular theme to the Bungie Update, here is the update for all who care, but are too lazy, or stupid to go there. As you can see, I put a lot more Hyperlink "here"'s this time around. It's now 3:30, and I have to be awake by 7:45... Get GTA IV for the 360 and e-mail me, and I'll tell you my Gamertag, and a time we can meet on GTA IV Xbox Live Multiplayer. Before I forget, here is my Youtube account, here is my video about how to get Halo Custom Edition, and here is my video on how to access the developer console in the game. Am I the only one who's noticed: I only use "here" in my Hyperlinks. I shoud use more words like Gidder-Didders! My only regret is, should these html scripts fail, I am too lazy to correct it. I'll have papercraft news next update, as it's almost 3:45, and I am seriously considering suicide in my mentally weakened state, due to sleep deprivation. That is all for now. I am probably changing my header this weekend. Thank you, and good morning.